Jacques Pacifique

I'm taking on Cancer Council's The Longest Day...

Meet the Magnificent Four: Jacob, Jordan, Jacques, and Sami. These four degenerates have taken a bold step towards immortality—or at least a really long day of golfing. Determined to raise money for cancer research, they've committed to playing 72 holes of golf in just one day. Yes, 72. No, they’re not on a bet; they’re on a mission.

Jacques, the self-proclaimed "Golf Guru," is armed with every imaginable gadget and a never-ending supply of sunscreen. Jacob, the "Powerhouse," has the drive to hit a golf ball out of the state, and fortunately for the rest of us, the short game to save the day, 72 times. Jordan, our "Tactical Thinker," has devised a strategy so elaborate that it’s probably more complicated than the physics of golf. And Sami, the "Team Spirit," is here to ensure that no matter how terrible they play, they'll do it with a smile and maybe more than a few strategically timed snacks, and.. beers?

With a combined total of zero professional golf experience and an impressive track record of avoiding physical activity, this ragtag crew is ready to tackle the challenge with a mix of optimism, questionable skill, and a lot of bandages. Follow their journey and consider donating to a cause that's far more important than their golf game. After all, they’re not just playing golf—they’re playing for a cure.